oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.
person: u should like more colours
BUT WHAT IF THE ALBUM IS JUST CALLED “CLUE”?!?!?!
[finds the most sarcastic asshole in the series] my love